If you're like most divorce rookies, you're on the verge of getting sucked into being Shark Bait - sucked into the insane whirlpool of the divorce process, into the endless circular battles with your spouse, or maybe even, into becoming your own worst enemy without even realizing it. Your new favorite quote (or, plea, depending on where you're at in the process) is, "I just want this to be over!"

If this sounds like you, then you're in the right place.

If you're like most of my clients, you're missing important key information, tools and strategies that will enable you to have the most cost-efficient, most effective, and most right-minded divorce process possible. In short, you're missing the insights and information about What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know.

I jam-packed this "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce eBook with those key tools and strategies that I give my clients during the tens of hours of representation and the months and months of litigation. Only, you don't have to pay me $250.00 an hour to get these strategies!

I've written it all down in one easy-to-read, somewhat humorous (to the extent that lawyers are capable of that sort of thing), 120+ page e-Book. (It's in PDF format.) Since it's an e-Book, you'll get it (almost) instantly! You'll avoid the lengthy process of ordering it from Amazon.com or Borders.com and waiting a week and then carrying it around with you until you get a chance to read it.

And, at $27.00, the "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce eBook is priced at less than 25 cents per page - a HUGE DISCOUNT from my regular hourly rates! Let's see, $27 equals about 6 1/2 minutes of my billable hour. Yep, I'm definitely NOT going to be able to tell you all of this in 6 1/2 minutes or less. So, if you're a number-crunching sort of person, you've already figured out that this e-Book is definitely worth the investment.

If you're not a numbers person, then let me put it another way - the cost of this book is worth about 7 minutes of a divorce attorney's time. So, if you read "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce ebook and then, from what you've read, you are able to talk to your attorney for 7 minutes less than you would have if you hadn't read the eBook, then you've already recouped the price of the book!

Is this divorce eBook for everyone getting divorced? Definitely not.

But, if you're determined to:

• Stop the Pain
• Reclaim Your Sanity
• Enjoy Your Children
• Reach Your Divorce Goals
• Get Un-Stuck from the apparently Hopeless Quagmire that You're in
• Save THOUSANDS of DOLLARS in attorney fees

then, you will benefit greatly from "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce eBook (and, probably enjoy reading it too!).

If you agree with Eleanor Roosevelt when she said, "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself," then you will love the "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce eBook. Why? Because that's exactly why I created this eBook - so that you could save your money, your time, and your energy by avoiding the same mistakes in your divorce process that hundreds of others have made in theirs. When you read this eBook, you'll be leveraging off of the mistakes of others, as well as my divorce attorney experience with hundreds of divorcing clients.

Hmmm, but let's say that you're still not sure if this investment is right for you. Well, then there's an answer: 100% money-back no-questions-asked 30-day guarantee. Yep. That simple. Email us within 30 days of your order that you want the money back guarantee for any reason, or no reason, or even a quirky reason, like, the colors of the e-Book clash with your screen saver, and we'll refund 100% of your money.

Are there shipping costs? Nope. That's the beauty of this e-Book. No shipping costs, no shipping time.

And, there's an entire chapter on how to save money on divorce attorney fees. Chapter 13. In fact, it's titled, "101 Ways to Save Attorney Fees." 101 WAYS! When was the last time a divorce attorney told you not just one way, not just 5 ways, but 101 ways to keep more of your money? Why do I share this information? First, because you should know. [Providing a valuable service to a client who has a need for that service should not be about hiding the secrets of the profitability, or about trying to keep the client ill-informed. That's a lesson that failed companies often learn too late. That's why so many retailers today go to such efforts to give their customers information online, to educate their customers about the products they sell, etc.] Second, because it makes you a better and happier client. Third, because it makes your attorney a better attorney if he/she is dealing with a better, more educated, more prepared client.

If you want to get reading so that you can start breathing easier for the first time since this whole divorce thing started, then click here.

If you want more information about me, the Shark Bait divorce eBook, what's in it, the guarantee, the frequently asked questions, some free tips, or how to contact us, then just use these links or the menu above.

Another cool feature of the "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce eBook? You'll get over 4 dozen positive divorce affirmations that are pre-formatted to print onto Avery labels - so that you can take the index cards to divorce court with you, and keep a clear, grounded focus on YOU and what YOU want, instead of the insantiy that your spouse will be stirring up!

About the Author: Theresa A. Markham, Esq. is a compassionate, intelligent and aggressive New Jersey divorce attorney, with a 10+ year law firm practice in northern NJ, and with a dozen years of Wall Street experience. Theresa often gets called when "What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Stay in Vegas." To find out more, click here.

Here's the legal jargon, also known as The Disclaimer: Remember that getting or reading the "Shark Bait: What Every Divorce Rookie Needs to Know" divorce eBook, or using the tools in the e-Book, or e-mailing us, or calling us, or using this website does not mean that you're our client or that we're your attorney, nor does it mean that we've given you any legal advice. In order for us to be your attorney, and for you to be my client, and for me to give you legal advice, my firm would need to accept your case and we'd both (you and I) need to sign my firm's retainer agreement. If you don't have an attorney and want legal advice, hire an attorney in your area. But, you probably already knew all that.

You're still scrolling down this page? Oh, I see, you're looking for the bold highlighted paragraph after paragraph of "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!" that's become so familiar on the internet today. Well, rather than make you scroll down 1000 feet of hyperbole, only to make you then wade through 3 more pages of the same thing before you even get to learn the price, I thought I'd just be straight with you and tell you all the facts right up front without tons of "sales page pitch" to muddle through. Isn't it nicer that way? We think so and hope you do, too.